FML

I've gotten fat.

recent purchases

credits: topshop.com

This just popped up on my newsfeed. OF COURSE THE BIKE WAS STOLEN. Why, thank you Capt Obvious! Don't understand how retards like this manage to still walk on the streets and not be knocked down by a car.

Filthy Kids

Well, since the silly little kids that I worked with don't clean up after themselves. They think there is a magic cleaning fairy who cleans up after them. Management has taken away the microwave, dishes and cutlery away. The latter 2 don't bother me at all since I always bought my own BUT I NEED A microwave! I can't justify spending $10 on lunches every single day.

So... this is my meal plan (lunch only) for the week
Tues: Tacos (only 1.90 at salsas!)
Wed: Tuna salad with pine nuts, tomato, sweet corn and cucumber
Thurs: Couscous salad w chicken, tomato, cucumber, chickpeas and baby spinach
Fri: Pasta salad w bacon, potato, cucumber
Sat: Ham, cheese and mayo sandwich

Woop! Sounds like a plan to me.